Drivers
I spend way too much time driving. I am starting a list of the different kinds of drivers.
1. Latent race car drivers (always racing to make the next light)
2. School bus drivers (typically a mom driving a huge van or SUV with of 1 or 2 kids)
3. Old people (drive cautiously, down the center lane of the freeways to avoid the on-ramp traffic and the high-speed traffic)
4. Really old people (drive at leat 10 mph slower than traffic flow)
5. Foreign born (drive like old people)
6. Laggards (refuse to keep up with the traffic flow, but drive in the left lane anyway)
7. Scared (drive a lot like old people)
8. Cell phone (drive with half a brain)
9. I almost forgot, Good drivers (attentive and polite)
10. ???
Your turn.
posted by Pedicularis @ 11:09 PM
6 Comments:
This can be put under no. 1 . . . suicidal drivers (passing with no regard for traffic rules without signaling) Potentially eliminating themselves from the gene pool.
teenage drivers!
Blind drivers - drivers who try to change lanes directly into my car. I've had this happen all too frequently, both on the freeway and on city streets - even when coming from the opposite direction and I'm sitting still!
"Drive with their dogs in their laps" drivers!
hey! I am one of those drivers!
...sometimes!
Isn't it distracting to have the dog in your lap? And what if you got in an accident -- wouldn't it be dangerous for the dog?
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