An Irish Perspective

An email from the people of Ireland to their brethren in the United States....a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold a presidential election in the United States later this year.

On one side you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church and who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

This is a tough decision?? What are you lads thinking over there in the colonies???

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