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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Apple Cup News

Breaking News: Apple Cup
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008

PRESS RELEASE
Both University of Washington and Washington State University football practices were delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on a practice field in our state. Practices were immediately suspended at both state schools while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed today after special agents decided that both teams were unlikely to encounter the substance again.

1 Comments:

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Pedicularis said...

FYI, the Huskies missed three of their last four field goals and lost in double overtime, sealing their fate as the worst Husky football team ever, and the bottom of the Pac-10.

 

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