I want a job like this guy

The Seattle Times headlines say "Turner resigns as UW Athletic Director". The guy supposedly "resigns" from his job, but read the fine print in the story:

"Turner, 56, was hired in June, 2004, six months after Hedges had resigned. His contract ran through June of 2009 and he was paid a base salary of $345,000. Turner will be paid his full salary through the end of his contract, a UW official confirmed."

I want a job like this guy! He quits his job, but he still gets paid! That extra pay adds up to about a half-million dollars. Where can I get a job like that? Sign me up!