Drivers
I spend way too much time driving. I am starting a list of the different kinds of drivers.
1. Latent race car drivers (always racing to make the next light)
2. School bus drivers (typically a mom driving a huge van or SUV with of 1 or 2 kids)
3. Old people (drive cautiously, down the center lane of the freeways to avoid the on-ramp traffic and the high-speed traffic)
4. Really old people (drive at leat 10 mph slower than traffic flow)
5. Foreign born (drive like old people)
6. Laggards (refuse to keep up with the traffic flow, but drive in the left lane anyway)
7. Scared (drive a lot like old people)
8. Cell phone (drive with half a brain)
9. I almost forgot, Good drivers (attentive and polite)
10. ???
Your turn.